Justin Bieber's Hair

Justin Bieber is the new Mother Theresa. Except Mother Theresa busted her ass in Calcutta her entire life, and all Bieber had to do was get haircut.

The lock he recently presented to Ellen was auctioned off at an unbeliebable (sorry) $40,688, and all the money will go to charity.

The charity is the Gentle Barn Foundation, an animal rescue organization. The eBay winner not only gets his hair, they get to meet Justin himself. Personally, I don’t think I’d want to meet the freak who would pay forty grand for my hair.

The winner was actually Golden Palace, the casino that’s known for purchasing celebrity memorabilia. They plan to put the hair on tour at Bieber concerts to raise money for charity.

This hair keeps on giving--it’s solving all the world’s problems! Gaddafi said that if he got his hands on some Bieber hair, he’d put down his fire-breathing fists and throw away his rocket-fueled sabre. Oh wait, that was someone else.